🌱 Seeds at 5 euros? Is there a catch?

There’s no catch. We don’t want to get rich selling seeds at 10 or 15 euros. That’s not the real price of a seed. Well, 5 euros isn’t the real price either. But we’re not fools — we want to make money; we put hours into this. Just not to get rich. Although if you want to help us, we’d be delighted. 😊

🔍 What is the Serial Number Validator?

It’s a fun little idea we came up with that looks really, really cool. But also, it lets you verify the authenticity of the seeds (there are lots of counterfeiters out there). And it helps us identify a batch if any issues arise. Plus, it lets us notify you of any potential problems. No issues have happened so far. So for now, it’s just really cool. 😎

🧪 Are the seeds tested?

Alright, let’s be serious. The seeds you’re going to buy from us are the same ones we’ve been growing and smoking for over 20 years. We might not be able to tell the difference between a cologne and an expensive perfume, but when it comes to beer and weed, we’re experts. 🍺🌿

🔄 I bought seeds from you and they didn’t germinate. Will you replace them?

A seed is a little box of surprises. It’s possible that a seed won’t germinate. In the tests we do, germination rates exceed 95%. If 2 or 3 out of 100 seeds don’t sprout, that’s normal. We accept that. Others don’t. But if you tell us, we’ll make it right. We’ll ask you a few questions to make sure you’re not someone who just doesn’t know how to germinate. 🌱🌱🌱

🐶 My dog ate my plant. What should I do?

The dog isn’t to blame. We’ll sell you more seeds and give you some free tips so it doesn’t happen again. 🐕

👃 My neighbor says my plants smell too much.

It’s happened to us too. If it’s because theirs don’t smell as much, give them our contact info. And if it’s because they’re picky, gift them a pine air freshener. 🌲